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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. ...	Misc
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. ...	Misc
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain...	Misc
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis...	Misc
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets ...	Misc
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rat...	Misc
USA TODAY has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people ma...	Misc
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. - Paul Getty...	Misc
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is someth...	Misc
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my m...	Misc
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety...	Misc
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I w...	Misc
I know they were just kids...but man we beat the fuck out of them! -Dogma...	Misc
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. ...	Misc
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. - Stephen Wrigh...	Misc
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out o...	Misc
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that'...	Misc
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it'...	Misc
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - Wi...	Misc
A drunk mans words are a sober man's thoughts. - Dane Cook...	Misc

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