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Is being an idiot like being high all the time? - Janeane Garofalo ...	Funny
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson...	Funny
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hofmann...	Funny
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...	Funny
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan f...	Funny
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to exper...	Funny
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging the...	Funny
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Te...	Funny
Time's fun when you're having flies. - Kermit the Frog ...	Funny
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Lehman...	Funny
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. - Sophia Loren...	Funny
If you win a trophy greaty. But if you can fit one up butt,your amazing. - Ste...	Funny
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. - Jack...	Funny
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. - David Moulto...	Funny
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,...	Funny
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears ...	Funny
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad on...	Funny
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in ...	Funny
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. - Kilgore Traut...	Funny
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successf...	Funny

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